There's a boy named Billy >From up there in Virgini He makes that lightnin' holler in them hills He's got a recipe handed down from his pappy In a shiny 50-gallon copper still
There's a boy name Jose Makes the best guacamole And the hottest hot tamales in the land He knows how to grow habeneros And he plays in the mariachi band
**chorus** I'll trade you 20 margaritas for your moonshine Cuz I like to have a party all the time I'll trade you 20 margaritas for your moonshine Cuz I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
When Jose met Billy he was tequila crazy In a honky tonk getting cowboy drunk on a moonlit starry night Jose said, "Billy we ought to have us a party Invite all them senoritas and just watch that full moon shine"
**Repeat Chorus** Blow my mind! Oh is that all you got?
Now Jose and Billy became the best of buddies And rasied a lot of hell around the world But they'll never drink and drive cause they wanna stay alive And have time to kiss all the lovely girls
**Repeat Chorus** Oh I hear that stuff can really blow your mind. Blow your mind!